William Stocks, known to his colleagues as Stocks and to his
android assistant as William, felt a chill go down his spine as he heard those
words. No one who had actually read his summary of Eingopher’s nonsensical, deranged,
and borderline incoherent research papers could possibly say those words with a
straight face. Ignoring the unsupported conclusions, increasingly dubious
experimental methodology, and the occasional unhinged, raving rant sprinkled
throughout the document, there were several sections where William had no
choice but to concede and mark only ‘unintelligible.’ He had summarized Eingopher’s
frantic writings as well as any human or android could be reasonably expected
to, but William knew the report was a complete and unmitigated disaster none
the less. And yet here was the mustachioed face of Damien Cash, his immediate
supervisor and Manger of Sect. 7 Records, on his video-conferencing screen saying
exactly those words with a beaming smile on his face.
“Er, you did read the report, right?”
“Mmm? Oh yes, I suppose it was a bit… colourful… in places,
but by and large it meets expectations. Eingopher’s honestly been a bit of a
problem case of late. Requisitions way over budget, erratic reporting, you
know… between you and me, the man can’t keep to a schedule to save his life. We
had quite a few questions about exactly what was going on there, and you’ve
actually helped us shed some light on the situation. Some, you understand,
there’s still a great deal that needs to be reconciled. In fact…” Cash
pensively pulled at his mustache, making an exaggerated display of having just
thought of something, “Now that I’m thinking of it, I’d appreciate it if you
could meet our auditor at Eingopher’s lab facility. I’ve requested one of our
staff to be on hand to assist with their audit, and you’ve been quite helpful
on this case so far.”
So that was it. William groaned internally.
“The Audits crew have been kept quite busy lately, so
unfortunately the inspection is going to be at 7:10pm. I realize that’s a bit
out of your regular hours, but we can add an overtime premium to cover it off,
so no worries there. Oh, and make sure to take an android as well – Audits will
of course have their own records, but for posterity I’d like our own recording as
well. You know what getting a file from Audits can be like.”
William quickly considered a dozen scenarios to justify
refusing this sudden imposition of yet more overtime, but in the end
reluctantly just said, “Understood…”
Cash didn’t wait for him to finish. “Splendid!” he
exclaimed, and the video conferencing screen went dark.
William considered his entire vocabulary of profanity,
before simply sighing loudly. There was no sense having a tantrum like a child.
Besides, William didn’t want to be angry, he just wanted to sleep. His android
assistant, Four, noticed the sigh and looked across the room from her computer
terminal. “Is there a problem, William?”
“Depends on how you look at it. You could call it mandated
overtime. Or, if one was inclined to optimism, you could think of it as a
vacation away from the office.”
“Vacation?” Four’s metal ears twitched slightly.
Was that insensitive, or would it actually pass as a
vacation to the android? Four didn’t get to leave the office much – in fact, as
an Android Processing Assistant assigned to this building, she really never
got to leave the building – she worked within the walls of Office 87 twenty-four
hours a day, 365 days a year. Would leaving the office be an interesting and
novel experience, or would her positronic brain register it much the same as
strolling around the city in street-view? Although thinking of street-view, William
had caught her idly scrolling past the colourful streets of Old Downtown in
street-view once during a particularly quiet period a few months back. He
remembered wondering if being essentially locked away in an office tower for
her entire existence ever weighed on her. Did her programming even allow such
thoughts in the first place? He was dreadfully curious, but he restrained
himself. He imagined it would be quite insensitive to ask. It may have been
insensitive enough even to mention vacations – after all, androids didn’t get
vacation time included in their contract. Although come to think of it, even if
it was in William’s contract, did it even matter if he never used it? He
couldn’t think of the last time he’d taken any time off - he just seemed to keep
banking more overtime. William shook his head, and asked Four to brew more
coffee. His mind was already wandering and it wasn’t yet 4pm.
Two hours later, William and Four were in a company car
speeding away from Central District. Four had been nonchalant as they had
stepped into the car, and her face kept a perfectly neutral expression as she
stared out the windows as the city sped past, but Williams couldn’t help but
notice that a small red light at the base of her metal ear unit indicated she
was recording the whole trip. There wasn’t any need to record until after they
arrived at Eingopher’s lab – was Four actually excited by this trip? The red
light held back William’s urge to ask, or otherwise make conversation. After
all, if Four cared about this enough to archive it into permanent memory, the
last thing he wanted her to archive was him making a clown of himself by asking
inconsiderate questions. From the glistening towers of Central District, to the
warm neon signs of commercial streets running alongside the highway, to the dark
outlines of smaller buildings in the residential quarters interrupted by occasional
streetlights and the beckoning signs of local convenience stores, they passed
district after district. Gradually, the light from the artificial moon grew
fainter behind them, replaced by the evenly-spaced glow of streetlights, and soon
even that light was hard to come by. The streetlights began to space out, and more
and more houses were only visible as dim silhouettes. Finally, over an hour out
from the city center, barely one in ten streetlights were lit, and even those
flickered ominously. In this derelict district, Eingopher’s lab finally came
into view, a hulking two-story concrete slab of a building. Here, the steady
red light at Four’s headphone unit finally blinked twice, indicating she had
finished her recording, and almost immediately, the steady red light returned,
indicating a new recording had just been started. William smiled wryly to
himself – just as there was no need to record the highway trip, there was also
no reason to separate it from their work at the lab. As he suspected, the
recording of the car ride must have been purely for Four’s personal use.
As they stepped out from the car, a small beep from his
phone brought William’s attention back to business. “Mr. Stocks, I presume.”
The small, crisp voice coming through the phone was identified
on-screen as ‘Chloe Sharp, Inspector Auditor, Sect.13’. On the same screen, just
above her name, a small glowing number read 6:47pm. They had been safely early
for the arranged meeting time at 7:10, and the auditor had still managed to get
ahead of them and get started early. As much as he resented the forced
overtime, William couldn’t help but admit that it was probably a good idea for his
department to keep their own records. Audits didn’t play nicely. Beside him,
Four’s voice chimed in, “I’ve downloaded the floor plan and found the relevant
sections for our inquiries. Shall we have Miss Sharp meet us there?”
The terse, crisp voice returned, “Audits has a few
additional locations flagged, and Miss Sharp is currently following up. It
has nothing to do with your department’s inspections, so please feel free to
proceed as you like. I’ve created a group Team line - share your location there,
and I’ll meet you once I’m finished.”
William nodded grimly,
before realizing it wasn’t a video call and nodding communicated nothing. Working
through his own list, and using his shared location to only meet up when it was
convenient did made sense, but it also meant Sharp would have exact tracking of
his every move, while he’d have no idea where she was and what she was looking
into. He couldn’t shake the feeling that whatever Audits was looking for here,
they didn’t want his department to get involved. Although, he reflected,
cross-department squabbles weren’t his responsibility. William and Four had
their list of locations to review for the audit, and as long as the Auditor
didn’t get in the way, anything they wanted to hide was a problem for his
supervisors. “Got it, we’ll share our location,” he nodded at Four to proceed,
“And we can meet up once you’re done with your list. It’ll probably help both
of us if we compare notes afterwards.”
There was a cold silence on the other side, then the voice
returned, terse, crisp, and now positively icy, “Understood. We’ll share notes
once we meet up. Do try not to take too long with your investigations.”
The line went dead. William allowed himself a brief smile.
He was certain Auditor Sharp didn’t think too highly of his notes, but if there
was something Audits didn’t want him to find here, she’d want to look over the
data he’d collected. If he was going to put in overtime, at least the Auditor
was now stuck staying just as late as he was. And if nothing else, any notes
she shared would help him improve the details of his own report.
Following the still-lit headlights of the car, William and
Four made their way over the broken asphalt to the ornate double doors of the front
entrance. The automatic sensor was dead, and the hinge oil seemed to have been
neglected, so it took bit of heaving to open the heavy brass doors. They also
didn’t close properly behind them, leaving a small crack of light from the car
spilling into the dark, unlit lobby. While it certainly wasn’t as impressive as
the extravagant lobbies of the Central District’s skyscrapers, there had still
obviously been some effort expended to make the space inviting, from the ornate
wall trims to the well-padded chairs. However much care had been shown in the
room’s original configuration, though, was mostly lost, as nearly half the room
was now occupied by unceremoniously dumped garbage bags. The reception desk was
almost entirely submerged, as were several of the ornate, well-padded chairs. Shining
a flashlight over the mass of bags, Four seemed perplexed, “Do they not have
cleaning androids here?”
William, after confirming with relief that there was a
decently clear path through the garbage to the frosted-glass main doors,
responded. “Oh, they definitely have cleaning androids. This garbage would
still be sitting in the labs and blocking the hallways otherwise.” He’d seen
enough of these sorts of research dens by now to recognize the pattern.
Past the reception area, inviting ornament quickly gave way
to stark, drab business, with smooth concrete hallways interspersed with flat
steel doors connecting the building’s various labs and offices. In contrast to
the completely dark entrance, there was lighting here, but it was meagre – most
lights were dim, and many were burnt out entirely. William wondered if the
light bulbs here had ever been replaced, or if these were the originals left
from the building’s construction. From this point, Four led the way, following
the downloaded floorplan to the private studies and records rooms.
They didn’t have far to go to find the first stop, a small
records room tucked behind the lobby’s reception, labelled ‘Receivi… Reco…’.
The label was partially worn and peeling, and the condition of the room wasn’t
much better. All manner of packing slips, receipts, and invoices had been
jammed into over-full filing cabinets, with seemingly no attention paid to
chronology. Given the dust, it was also clear the auditor hadn’t been here yet.
William once again pushed away his curiosity about what Audits was really looking
for here – after all, the receiving records were the bread and butter of any
standard financial audit.
“What a bloody mess,” William grumbled quietly, grateful
that all he needed to do was flip through each page so it could be isolated
from Four’s 2000-frames-per-second video recording. A dedicated sorting AI
would do the rest. He remembered the year he had started working in Office 87,
one of his first jobs had been manually entering receipts from a similarly
disorganized research lead. It had been slow, mind-numbing work. Back then, the
sorting AI was still new, and quite prone to mistakes, so a full manual review
was needed to make sure its figures were correct. These days it was far more
trustworthy, and the days of meticulously sorting physical paper were largely
behind them. Even so, it still took a good half-hour to flip through the
various papers to make sure they were all captured in the video feed.
The second room was Eingopher’s office at the far end of the
building. Although less dusty than the Receiving Records room, it was no
neater. Instead of filing cabinets, journals, logbooks, and loose paper had
been crammed into a large bookshelf along one wall. More papers were strewn
about the desk, many of which were splotched with dark stains – probably just
coffee drips or old food splatter. William supposed the garbage bags in the
lobby should have been enough of a tip-off, but he really should have brought
gloves for this work. Mercifully, one of the two light strips was still working
more or less properly, doing its level best to fill the office with warm yellow
light, but the other was on the fritz, flickering on and off in a pale blue
hue. William felt a headache coming on. Theoretically the material here had
already been submitted for William’s first report, so theoretically there was
nothing new to learn here, but it was still best to catalogue the room in full.
Given the condition of the records and the clear lack of diligence in keeping
things properly stored and sorted, William was certain something had been
missed, but given the lack of lucidity in the writings that had been
submitted, he very much doubted whatever was missed would do anyone any good.
After once again meticulously scanning through every piece
of documentation in the room, William and Four were off the next room on their
list, lab records in level B1. Whatever the Auditor was doing, she was sure
taking her time with it. Just as well, as she’d seemed particularly unpleasant
and William had no desire to pretend to be chummy with her. The elevator was
still lit, but William didn’t trust it and elected to take the stairs down
instead. There were 13 labs registered to the building, and all but one of them
were found in the basement levels. Each of these labs would have their own,
dedicated records room, usually just a small closet tucked in a corner, but
fortunately only three labs were on William’s list.
The first of which was Lab 1, which was the largest lab of
the building. Once through the heavy steel doors and glass airlock, William
found himself in a gruesome menagerie of blood and body parts. Limbs and organs
hung from the ceiling, several of which were still dripping. Four had
instinctively stepped back in shock – William noted it as a curious but
understandable emotive reaction from the android, but he was more preoccupied
by practical concerns. Most of the assorted viscera had thoughtfully had drip-trays
placed under them, but several of those trays were full to overflowing, and
several more apparently had been missed altogether and looked as though they’d
never had a tray in the first place. The floor was a hazard of stagnant puddles
and streams meandering towards the floor’s drains, and William stood there silently
puzzling how to get to the records room without getting blood on his shoes.
The contents of the room were hardly surprising, given
Eingopher’s field of research. Like most of the research carried out by the
corporation, it was focused on the field of immortality, and more specifically
on the problem of bodily decay. Immortality of a sort had already been solved,
but the problem was that the condition of the immortal would continue to
degrade over time. Mentally, their memories, skills, and knowledge would gradually
wear away. Physically their heart and lungs would stop, their muscles would
atrophy, and their nerves would struggle to carry commands to the body. Getting
the heart and lungs working was easy enough with mechanical pumps, atrophied
muscles could be rebuilt, or augmented with exoskeletal supports, and the red
halo system could amplify the weakened brainwaves and carry them through the
body as needed. However, over time, the machinery of the body’s very cells
would gradually grind to a halt, which proved a more difficult problem to
address. The tiny, scattered scraps and fragments of demon consciousness that
blew through to Earth on the interstellar wind could hold the spark of life
firmly attached to the body, but the body would inevitably become an
increasingly inhospitable home for that spark. The oldest specimens held by the
corporation were well over 200 years old, and by that age there was little to
do with them but leave them in suspended animation – the promise of immortality
still a distant dream, while their immediate reality was a waking nightmare.
Research across the corporation touched on every aspect of
this problem: the mental decline, the physical decline, the implantation
process of the demon fragment, absolutely anything and everything that could
possibly advance the project. Eingopher’s focus was the preservation of the
body, hence the rather excessive study of anatomy found here in Lab 1. The options
to get to his records room at the far end of the lab weren’t great, but William
figured he had found the least messy path possible. “I figure we hug the far
edge of the room, then we may have to climb the desk to avoid that puddle at
the far end, there,” he gestured.
“…” Four’s mouth moved, but William heard nothing. Puzzled,
he wondered if it was a mechanical fault. Then a moment later he realized it
wasn’t a fault with Four - HE couldn’t hear any sound at all. Not the dripping
from the blood hitting the drain-pans, nor the dull hum of distant ventilation
fans, nor the low buzz of the faulty lights. With a chill of realization, he
also realized that despite the bloody mess of the room, he wasn’t smelling
anything. Casting his mind back, why hadn’t he been more bothered by the piles
of garbage at the entrance? Had his smell failed that far back? He fought back
the urge to panic. Something was still here, in the lab. And if his
smell had stopped in the lobby, and sound had only deserted him in the
basement, it could only mean they were getting closer to that something.
As if to confirm his worst suspicions, William noticed a creeping darkness
working its way inward from the corner of his vision. Was his sight next?
William didn’t know what to do. Blast and damn, he was a records clerk, not a security
commando!
A touch on his arm let him know Four was still beside him -
she was still speaking silently, a look of concern on her face. He looked at
her to steady himself, and to his relief the darkness at the edge of his vision
began to retreat. Presently, he began to hear a distant drip, drip in the
background, and then Four’s voice came through, quiet as though she was
speaking from another room, “Mr. Stocks, can you hear me? Are you unwell?”
‘It’s William, not Mr. anything,’ he mentally
retorted, but it was only when the horrid, metallic scent of blood finally
tickled his nostrils that he felt he could trust his voice to stay steady. He took
a shallow breath and turned to Four. “We need to make a call. Who’s on-call
tonight?”
A smile of relief crossed Four’s face before she replied, “Mr.
Davis Cooper-Bullet is currently up in the rotation.”
‘God-dammit’ William swore internally. His phone screen lit
up, and Davis’s chiseled features leapt onto the screen. “Eyyy, Will! What’s
happening?” Behind the familiar backdrop of Davis’s favourite pool hall, William
couldn’t help but notice a scantily-clad android that hadn’t quite escaped off
the edge of the call screen.
“Evnin’ Will, hope you’ve got an easy one for me this time.”
‘If it was easy, I wouldn’t be calling you.’ Williams garnished
his mental rebuke with a cascade of silent profanity.